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Date Submitted: Jan 08, 2012
"She calls everything, "epic"...."
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Date Submitted: Nov 17, 2011
"After vacationing for 2 weeks, we came home and were inspecting our garden. I
commented that it grew a foot while we were gone. My comment was met w..."
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Date Submitted: Sep 26, 2011
"A loud semi drove by our car. Annleigh jumped-"WOAH MOM!!! THAT SCARED THE
BALLERINAS OUTTA MY HAIR!!" ..."
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Date Submitted: Aug 03, 2011
"I was about 7 months pregnant with my second child when my then 4 year old
looked at me intently and said "you know Mama, when that baby comes out of ..."
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Date Submitted: Jun 09, 2011
""I'd rather sleep on top of the car in a hailstorm than learn any more math."..."
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Date Submitted: Mar 08, 2011
"He thinks he is a little scientist. I asked him how he slept as soon as he woke
up this morning. He said, "I can't deduce that yet". haha...."
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Date Submitted: Jan 06, 2011
"She said that the waitress needs to "get fired" because she was taking to long
to get the food. Then she said "that is bad customer service". Ha!..."
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Date Submitted: Jan 06, 2011
"She saw a billboard with AT&T and asked, "What is at and t?"..."
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Date Submitted: Dec 17, 2010
"After digging my son's glasses out of the toilet I asked him how they got there
and he told me "its a long story and its past my bedtime"..."
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Date Submitted: Nov 17, 2010
"My niece was watching television and a commercial came on about teaching your
baby to read, afterwards, she turned to my sister and said "See Mom, if ..."
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