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Date Submitted: May 09, 2012
"My wife was pregnant and my son, who was about 5, asked "where does the baby
come out?" She said, "out of my vagina." "oh," he said. And after a short..."
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Date Submitted: May 09, 2012
"Ella's in her room playing with Barbie and Ken. My wife, Nora, walks in and asks
what she's doing.Ella: "Playing with Ken because I don't play with hi..."
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Date Submitted: Mar 09, 2012
"Elmo goes to the mens' room because he's a men...."
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Date Submitted: Jan 08, 2012
"She calls everything, "epic"...."
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Date Submitted: Nov 17, 2011
"After vacationing for 2 weeks, we came home and were inspecting our garden. I
commented that it grew a foot while we were gone. My comment was met w..."
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Date Submitted: Sep 26, 2011
"A loud semi drove by our car. Annleigh jumped-"WOAH MOM!!! THAT SCARED THE
BALLERINAS OUTTA MY HAIR!!" ..."
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Date Submitted: Aug 03, 2011
"I was about 7 months pregnant with my second child when my then 4 year old
looked at me intently and said "you know Mama, when that baby comes out of ..."
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Date Submitted: Jun 09, 2011
""I'd rather sleep on top of the car in a hailstorm than learn any more math."..."
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Date Submitted: Mar 08, 2011
"He thinks he is a little scientist. I asked him how he slept as soon as he woke
up this morning. He said, "I can't deduce that yet". haha...."
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Date Submitted: Jan 06, 2011
"She said that the waitress needs to "get fired" because she was taking to long
to get the food. Then she said "that is bad customer service". Ha!..."
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